I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Tucker Max

What Could I say about Tucker Max.  He is offensive, hilarious, and ridiculous.  Not only was this book an interesting read, I thought it was awesome that some of the events happened in my own town, Austin Texas.  His disregard for the female race is like a beacon for under-stimulated females, as well as using their own low self esteem as a satire for their own life.  If a woman reads this book and is automatically sexually stimulated, you know you've got problems! 

I've never been promiscuous.  I had my one night stand at one point in my life, but it left me so unsatisfied, I could never think of doing it again. I mean, literally, he made me feel so bad for him as a person, that when he drove me home, I played Wired All Wrongs "Nothing at All", seeing if he could recognize the correlation between what had just happened and the song.  I ended up telling him I really wanted nothing to do with him. 

Now, if he was better in bed, I might have considered having a little sex buddy. 

But, I digress. 

A wonderful friend of mine suggested this book, a long with a few others.  I think I'll wait to read the sequel of this book for a bit.  I think his ego makes for a great book, but reading both of them in one fell swoop I think would not give him justice.

Women, read this book.  Know the players in your life, and either embrace your promiscuity, or learn to stay very far away from them.

Men, try to be this person.  I think it'll be hilarious to see men out there trying to accomplish the same things he has, and being utter failures.

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First Post

My New years Resolution was introduced to me the second I recieved my Kindle Device on January 3rd. With my hands grasping the coolest electronic device I'd seen in ages, my mouth satiated at the thought of all the books I had accessed at my fingertips: a litteral library held in the palm of my hand. So I began to read, and after my first book, a new years resolution popped into my head. Reading These are the books and a short review of them. After each book, the star's indicate my level of reccomendation.




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1. Water for the Elephants: Sara Gruen

I was introduced to this book by the previews for the movie coming out about it when I went to see Black Swan with my sister for her birthday. The book is seriously enchanting. I couldn't put it down! A young boy in the 30's is about to finish his vet degree at cornell university, when his parents die in a horrific car accident. He finds out he has nothing to his name, because his parents got a second mortgage for their house to put him through school, and because it was the great depression and his father cound't see animals suffer, bartered for services. He jumps a train which so happens to house a circus show, and he begins this magical life of the circus.


*****

2. Reaper: Rachel Vincent

This I believe was a free book on amazon that I picked up. It was a short book, and only took me a day to read. A boy switches his brothers death for his own, to become a Reaper. Wasn't bad, an easy read to say the least.
Rating: ***

3. The Wager: Donna Jo Napoli

Donna Jo Napoli was one of my favorite Author's growing up. She wrote Beast, a magical version of my favorite Disney movie, the Beauty and the Beast. I also read another book, I forget the name, that also was a gripping novel. This one, however, I didn't think was as gripping as the last. However, I did get some reccomendations from a friend for some good books, which could also be the reasoning behind why I wanted to put it down.

Rated: ****




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